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I don’t think the term “Friend Zone” is innately sexist.
In high school I friend zoned a girl who was my best friend. I knew she liked me, but to me she was just my best friend. Maybe I just wasn’t attracted to her. I dunno. But she helped me deal with all of my relationship problems (it was high school after all) and I trusted her with my life. I totally friend zoned her.
So while I think the term is annoyingly over used and most often misused by guys who are sexist, the term itself is not sexist.
That being said, this comic is pretty funny.