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Cracked Asstrology App Now Available for Android
Rated the #1 Most Scientifically Accurate Horoscope App by Cracked.com and its subsidiaries, Asstrology has put together a team of astrologers who have internet access. Meet Professor Gort, who has the astrological acumen of a super-computer; Erin, a genuine clairvoyant (even though she’s still not very good at it); Sean, our resident sell-out; Liz, who’d rather be doing anything else than this job; Keith (we’ll tell you about him later…); and Jeffrey, aka The Zodiac Time-Killer!
Have you seen gallon smashing yet? Because if you haven’t, you need to.
I declare this as DUMB
Source: buzzfeed
Some pet owners are awesome.
Dude Wears Pants Under His Pants
Pull up your pants! Your pants are showing!
The Bullshit Police in “Friend Zone”
Written by SungWon ProZD Cho
Illustrated by Jackson Siro Wyse
Immediately applying to this police force oh my god dream job
I don’t think the term “Friend Zone” is innately sexist.
In high school I friend zoned a girl who was my best friend. I knew she liked me, but to me she was just my best friend. Maybe I just wasn’t attracted to her. I dunno. But she helped me deal with all of my relationship problems (it was high school after all) and I trusted her with my life. I totally friend zoned her.
So while I think the term is annoyingly over used and most often misused by guys who are sexist, the term itself is not sexist.
That being said, this comic is pretty funny.
Source: prozdandsiro
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Oh Honey, No, You’re Going to Regret That Tattoo [Click for more]
Because every bet has a loser.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5b8de5aeb91ff93451545218ad35127/tumblr_mhrr8z4GIk1qasthro1_1280.png)
Oh Honey, No, You’re Going to Regret That Tattoo [Click for more]
Because every bet has a loser.
